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#61 Unread post by blues2cruise » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:23 am

There is always...


http://www.lavalife.com/


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#62 Unread post by BuzZz » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:57 am

HELL NO!!!! :hide3:

That's where I met my last wife.

Just a hint for anyone thinking about trying that..... forget asking for pictures.

















Demand a Psychological Profile from at least 3 separate shrinks.

Trust me on this one. Really. I mean it. :confused2:
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#63 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:07 am

Mmmm Sweat Pants, with stains on the front, dont know about you blues but that gets me everytime. Cant control myself!!! :shutup:

Oh and we cant forget the mud flaps with the chrome naked woman on it to top it all off.

Oh and "NO FEAR" sticker on the back window.

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#64 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:13 am

BuzZz wrote:
However, it has to be said.......

It is stupidly easy to fill that truck with cute and willing (granted, not very bright) women. There is something of a desirable element to that, ya know?....... :dunno:

Of course, I myself either ride a sportbike with no pillion seat or drive my Hyundai most of the time. It is amazingly difficult to get a woman of any description to go for a ride with either of those........ :roll:
I guess there is someone for everyone in this life. :wink:

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#65 Unread post by Loonette » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:15 am

Dear Driver(s) who refuses to pull over for my 4-ton ambulance,

... GET THE F**K OUT OF MY WAY!!

(Felt good to get that off of my chest!)

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#66 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:31 pm

Well I became the "Dear that Guy", I was driving with my sisters and they are twins. So needless to say they talk at the same time, sometimes saying the same things....creepy. Anyway, due to the fact that me and my sisters get along great, we are usually having a fun. Well ,me being the driver was quite distracted and almost got us killed driving out onto a main road. Sorry guy in the Jeep. I hope you didnt have to change your underpants. :oops:
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#67 Unread post by BuzZz » Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:10 pm

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

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#68 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:01 pm

BuzZz wrote:I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

:whistling:
:shock: I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
:ninja: As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being. :twisted:
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#69 Unread post by Wrider » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:32 pm

Triumphgirl wrote:
BuzZz wrote:I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

:whistling:
:shock: I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
:ninja: As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being. :twisted:
Well in that case... Hey Buzzz, ya hear the one about the three blondes almost wrecking some poor guy's Jeep when they tried to run him off the road?
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#70 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:53 pm

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Triumphgirl wrote:
BuzZz wrote:I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

:whistling:
:shock: I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
:ninja: As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being. :twisted:
Well in that case... Hey Buzzz, ya hear the one about the three blondes almost wrecking some poor guy's Jeep when they tried to run him off the road?
:starwars: :lol:
HAHAHA...Yes I heard about that one. Apparently he was from Colorado. She didnt succeed the first time so she, being a blonde, figured she would hunt him down and try again. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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#71 Unread post by BuzZz » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:05 pm

Not sure what just happened, but I'm pretty sure.... I Win!

And with only one mildly disguised threat. A new record. Whoo hoo!
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#72 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:56 pm

BuzZz wrote:Not sure what just happened, but I'm pretty sure.... I Win!

And with only one mildly disguised threat. A new record. Whoo hoo!
Not so fast...I am stewing and thinking of something extra special for you. :rant:
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#73 Unread post by BuzZz » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:12 pm

Well until then...

I still win!
And I'll enjoy that as long as I can, it usually doesn't last long anways.

Then after I don't win anymore, I'll have a new scar to play with. :mrgreen:
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#74 Unread post by Schlepstream » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:14 am

Dear That Guy,

Yeah, you! The one that sees me behind you and thinks you're being courteous by pulling waaaayyyy over to the right side, off the shoulder so I can see around you to pass. DON'T!!! You are spraying me with sand, gravel and choking dust when you do that. Trust me, I can see around you and I am maneuverable enough to get around you any time I choose. In this case, it's not the thought that counts. :?




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#75 Unread post by blues2cruise » Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:35 pm

Dear that guy.....(or in this case, you stupid cow)

Just because I don't take up the whole lane does not give you the right to share my lane. :rant:

If I had been in my car, you would not have been able to drive beside me ...so why do you think it's ok, to share my lane so you can move forward to go make a right hand turn?
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#76 Unread post by ceemes » Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:26 am

blues2cruise wrote:Dear that guy.....(or in this case, you stupid cow)

Just because I don't take up the whole lane does not give you the right to share my lane. :rant:

If I had been in my car, you would not have been able to drive beside me ...so why do you think it's ok, to share my lane so you can move forward to go make a right hand turn?
Were you riding in Tsawassen? If so I think I know that cow, she did the same thing to me a few months back and I chased her right up to the Point Roberts border crossing.
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#77 Unread post by blues2cruise » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:45 pm

I was in Surrey. When she came up beside me I tried to make eye contact and explain, but she would not look at me. :roll:

This has actually happened on several different occasions.....different times and places.....

Maybe I need to wear black leather and get a big black bike that makes lots of noise....oh...and a skull and crossbones patch on my jacket... :mrgreen:
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#78 Unread post by Wrider » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:07 am

blues2cruise wrote:Maybe I need to wear black leather and get a big black bike that makes lots of noise....oh...and a skull and crossbones patch on my jacket... :mrgreen:
No blues you need this jacket... Only 1200 bucks from Icon!

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#79 Unread post by jaskc78 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:26 am

blues2cruise wrote:I need to wear black leather.... :mrgreen:
Yes. I agree...and post pics.

And I did not see that jacket when I ordered mine, Wrider, or I'd most likely have one right now. Instead I have:

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...and I ride a blacked-out cruiser that is just a wee bit (lots) louder than stock. And yeah, I have to say most drivers give me a little bit wider berth than they did when I was on my Ninja wearing a silver mesh jacket. Funny how that works.
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#80 Unread post by Wrider » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:30 pm

Haha did you see the price on that thing? Not to mention if you went down in it, let's just hope there's no gas, oil, or anything flammable within 100 yards.
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