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by freebird73
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:17 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Any Suggestions?
Replies: 6
Views: 2112

Re: Any Suggestions?

i agree with Mogster :)
by freebird73
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:14 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: What do you do in your regular life?
Replies: 167
Views: 51519

Re: What do you do in your regular life?

I am a pediatric nurse working with medically fragile mostly vent dependent kids.
Best part of my job is the smiles and laughter.
worst part...when the kids move on...
by freebird73
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:06 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: sisters of mercy
Replies: 1
Views: 2150

sisters of mercy

A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCYHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES. Realizing these signs are...
by freebird73
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:03 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: memories
Replies: 2
Views: 1982

memories

A married couple, both in their 70's go for lunch at the tavern where the met. The husband leans over and asked his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 yrs ago? We went behind this very travern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she sai...
by freebird73
Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:36 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: amish hand warmer
Replies: 5
Views: 4017

amish hand warmer

An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was...
by freebird73
Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:55 am
Forum: Beginning Bikers
Topic: winter is on its way need some advice ...
Replies: 21
Views: 7678

Re: winter is on its way need some advice ...

got down to 47* two mornings ago, i was bundled up pretty good .. thermals, tights, scrubs, hoodie, scarf wrapped around my face, gloves and my favorite riding jacket... was FREEZING after the first 35 mins or so. I survived but i wanted more warmth so yesterday i bundled the same except this time i...
by freebird73
Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:39 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Did you ever.......
Replies: 3
Views: 1438

Re: Did you ever.......

Did you ever ...... look at a hole on your motorcycle, wonder what bolt fell out, and how long it's been missing?? :confused: I havent had the pleasure but that is too funny, my dad always said when you put it back together you did it right if you have spare parts left over in case you lose one lat...
by freebird73
Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:32 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Cruisers and gravel roads
Replies: 23
Views: 7763

Re: Cruisers and gravel roads

[quote="dr_bar"]A ride isn't official unless:

a) You have to make at least one U-Turn.
b) Made at least one wrong turn.
c) Stopped at least once for icecream.[/quote

a) and b) describe me but since i dont stop for ice cream i guess i have never had an official ride :P
by freebird73
Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:05 am
Forum: Beginning Bikers
Topic: winter is on its way need some advice ...
Replies: 21
Views: 7678

Re: winter is on its way need some advice ...

Best advice is to always keep warm. Remember your hands, head and legs are most exposed to the windchill and as they get cold it will affect your thinking, strength and your reflexes. If for any reason you feel too cold to ride it's best to stop, get warm and be a little late than not arrive at all...
by freebird73
Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:24 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: What's the coldest you willingly ride in?
Replies: 23
Views: 6481

Re: What's the coldest you willingly ride in?

so far its been about 55* for me, and i bundle up for it especially when the Santa Anna winds start to blow.
by freebird73
Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:28 am
Forum: Beginning Bikers
Topic: winter is on its way need some advice ...
Replies: 21
Views: 7678

Re: winter is on its way need some advice ...

Actually it does get chilly here in the desert.... especially at night and since i work nights i commute about 45 miles one way and the pass that i ride through has been known to be shut down once or twice a season due to snow of all things... it doesnt stick or last more than a day or two but it ha...
by freebird73
Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:07 am
Forum: Beginning Bikers
Topic: winter is on its way need some advice ...
Replies: 21
Views: 7678

winter is on its way need some advice ...

Been riding for just over a year now, on a bike that was admittedly too big to be a beginner on. Ive dropped it a three or four times laid it down in Feb. and have a perty scar as a reminder not to daydream or try to "slam" on the brakes... I have put very, very close to 10,000 miles on it in the la...
by freebird73
Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:50 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: men should listen
Replies: 8
Views: 3848

men should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, ""dog"!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, ...
by freebird73
Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:38 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?
Replies: 16
Views: 6407

Re: know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?

i didnt think the scooter part would offend... sorry to those who took offense it was just a joke and it made me giggle so i shared. cant always be pc i guess
by freebird73
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:17 pm
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a.....
Replies: 11
Views: 5191

Re: How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a....

Wrider, I LOVE cheesy jokes! some of the ones you have posted i have actually shared... thx for the giggles
by freebird73
Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:20 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a.....
Replies: 11
Views: 5191

How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a.....

Q. How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a motorcycle?
A. Because in the Bible, it says that David's Triumph could be heard throughout the land...


borrowed from a friend
by freebird73
Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:19 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?
Replies: 16
Views: 6407

know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?

know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?


telling your parents you're gay

this one made me laugh, not meant to offend.
by freebird73
Wed May 30, 2012 7:27 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Not helping the cause.
Replies: 22
Views: 8260

Re: Not helping the cause.

it wasn't until I felt pain in my lip from my helmet smashing into it that I realized I had fallen off of my bike. There is something to be said for riding in safety gear no matter how hot or uncomfortable it may seem at first. Having that helmet saved my face from what I can only imagine from the s...
by freebird73
Wed May 30, 2012 7:18 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: fingers go numb
Replies: 34
Views: 18418

Re: fingers go numb

i love this place! i find that only on certain parts of a ride my hands seem to cramp, high traffic areas seem to be when i notice that i have a death grip. The cramp buster looks like a great idea.
by freebird73
Sat May 26, 2012 3:28 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: The squirrel from hell
Replies: 5
Views: 4316

Re: The squirrel from hell

That was hilarious!