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Girls have you know whats??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

No....girls have whoosie-whats-its :laughing:

Nuh uh!!!! They're called "hey nanner nanners!". :laughing:

Otherwise known as "eyes." I've never actually seen a woman's eyes, but I'm assured that they have them. They're probably ...

It's really sad when someone wrecks before they even have the time to learn what they're doing. There are no illusions about the fact that the first few months of biking are the most dangerous, and getting through them is about a little luck and a lot of caution. It's too bad that this guy, whoever ...

As far as using a bike as your only form of transport, I wouldn't worry about it. Invest in decent gear, and you'll be fine. I've been riding mine everywhere since last October, and it's only on rainy days that I really regret it. It got quite cold this past winter (ooooooh, a staggering 40 degrees ...

Unfortunately, I was a bit premature in my celebration. Sorry blue, the wedding's off (good for you, b/c I'm a dude and look nothing like "Kate"). I drove the bike around today, and the rear lights stopped working after about 10 minutes. I'll look around the wiring tomorrow and try to find the ...

I had run the bike especially hard that day. I'm thinking that may have had something to do with it. Also, I was carrying a passenger, which I don't normally do since it's a rather underpowered bike. Something wierd about my bike is that it doesn't have any rear turn signals. The guy I bought it ...

As far as the "one fingered salute" goes...I NEVER do this. I know that most drivers are normal people that are going from A to B, but there's always a certain percentage of psychos. If a guy in a car flips off a psycho and gets rammed, he can sue. If I flip off a psycho, well I guess my family will ...

OMG Blue! Do you wanna get married or something? I mean, seriously...are you single...BECAUSE YOU'RE A GENIUS!

In case you're wondering, here's why...
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I even had a spare in my fusebox that I didn't know about. Took 2 seconds to swap out, and ...

Argh! Just went out to check the bike out, and now it won't start. It won't even turn over. :(

When a car does this kind of thing it's normally a safe assumption that something's wrong w/ the alternator or the battery. Is it safe to jump a bike off w/ a car? I'm kinda shooting in the dark here, but ...

I know this is a long shot, but the shop wants to charge me $65 to even look at this thing. I was driving around yesterday and someone told me that I had no brake lights. They worked fine when I left, but at this point the turn signals and Neutral indicator light weren't working either. The ...

I read somewhere that most people make cornering harder by using both of their hands. They end up fighting themselves as both hands push/pull on the handlebars at the same time, and it makes cornering really iffy. The article said that when cornering, push on the grip w/ your inside hand and don't ...