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by SuperRookie
Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:03 pm
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: Three word posts motorcycle story
Replies: 2474
Views: 473267

Re: Three word posts motorcycle story

Oh, the anguish
by SuperRookie
Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:41 am
Forum: The Soap Box
Topic: Who is your LEAST favourite actor/actress?
Replies: 41
Views: 18169

Re: Who is your LEAST favourite actor/actress?

Boy, do I have too much time on my hands lol.

Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. I can't tell which one sux and which one blows... :laughing:
by SuperRookie
Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:16 am
Forum: Trouble Shooting
Topic: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous
Replies: 7
Views: 3582

Re: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous

No problemo, bro. Happens to the best :mrgreen: I am totally :frusty: tho, seeing as how the season is coming to an end and i just missed five straight days of perfect riding weather. Just shoot me. Shoot me now...
by SuperRookie
Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:33 am
Forum: Trouble Shooting
Topic: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous
Replies: 7
Views: 3582

Re: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous

What's all this talk about a petcock, eh? A pet dog, maybe :laughing: Um, my bike is fuel injected... soooo, um... perhaps I just let the shop work it out :?

Thanks, tho
by SuperRookie
Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: Trouble Shooting
Topic: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous
Replies: 7
Views: 3582

Re: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous

So, I should drain the tank and fill up with fresh gas? ok. How would I go about draining the tank? Siphon? I know I sound like an idiot, but mechanical/things with moving parts have never been my forte. I'm a doctor, Jim...not a mechanic... :laughing:
by SuperRookie
Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:24 pm
Forum: Trouble Shooting
Topic: weird, weird, weird...and dangerous
Replies: 7
Views: 3582

weird, weird, weird...and dangerous

I have an '04 Monster 620ie. The other day as I was warming her up, she sounded like she was missing a little bit. But I figured since the temp has dropped a bit in the morning she just needed to warm up a bit. The bike had been idling a bit low lately and I was going to get that checked anyway. I t...
by SuperRookie
Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:11 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Beating that Dead Horse
Replies: 40
Views: 8129

Re: Beating that Dead Horse

Oh man, that chocolate bar thing is priceless :lol: :lol: And if you're going leave the stall and lick your fingers, make sure you smell it first...you know, "for effect" hahahaha
by SuperRookie
Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:28 pm
Forum: Beginning Bikers
Topic: How to wheelie (and other squidly activities)
Replies: 69
Views: 53507

Re: How to wheelie (and other squidly activities)

Oh, man... this is great. I've been looking for somewhere that would teach me how to wheelie, how to ride in a t-shirt, shorts and flip flops. Show me showme showmeshowme NOWWWW!!!! :lol: Sorry, couldn't help it...it's been many moons since I've been on here so I figured I'd yuk it up a little while...
by SuperRookie
Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:50 pm
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Motorized Unicycle!
Replies: 9
Views: 2976

Yah...looks a little "sketchy" to me too lol...I ran across a pic of this thing a little while ago but I see I'm a little slow on the draw in posting it. Anyone know of any video of this, er...thing in action?

I guess wheelies are totally out of the question, eh? :laughing:
by SuperRookie
Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:52 pm
Forum: The Soap Box
Topic: Songs that stir you emotionally.
Replies: 99
Views: 39529

"Hotel California" by The Eagles -- A classic, featuring one of the greatest guitar solos ever recorded. Ever.

"Stricken" by Disturbed -- That'll getcha up in the morning lol

"Spain" by Chick Corea w/ Return to Forever
by SuperRookie
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:28 pm
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: Stranded...
Replies: 5
Views: 4753

Stranded...

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes t...
by SuperRookie
Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:21 pm
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: a funny...
Replies: 117
Views: 78656

Entering Heaven A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done a good deed?” asks St. Peter. “Sure, one time I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a woman,” the man says. “I walked up to the leader and punched him in the face, kicked over his bike, and told him, ‘You ...
by SuperRookie
Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:50 pm
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: I'm Baaack!
Replies: 4
Views: 1282

I'm Baaack!

Hi All! Well, it's been forever since I've been on here. I see alot of new names and faces, along with the 'usual suspects' :-) Some extremely personal, family-related issues kept me away, not only from this site, but from my love of riding. I'm happy to say that I am back from the shadowy depths of...
by SuperRookie
Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:53 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: Awesome "high-speed" bike chase
Replies: 9
Views: 3512

Holy mother of wtf was HE thinking? :shock: :laughing:
by SuperRookie
Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:47 am
Forum: The Funny Farm
Topic: Newsflash: Man beaten...
Replies: 4
Views: 2190

Newsflash: Man beaten...

Here's the full report. Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University Has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling And prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric When cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, A large group of men...
by SuperRookie
Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:50 pm
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: A fellow rider dropped her bike...
Replies: 12
Views: 3660

No carbs -- no flooding
by SuperRookie
Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:00 am
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: Show your "Chicken Stips"
Replies: 79
Views: 16291

-Holiday wrote:Image
Mmmmm Pass the honey mustard... :wink:
by SuperRookie
Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:47 pm
Forum: The Soap Box
Topic: Share your knowledge of musical genres
Replies: 30
Views: 7071

Drop the 'F' bomb, baby...gimme dat

Funk! 8)
by SuperRookie
Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: The Soap Box
Topic: Mother-in-law thread
Replies: 27
Views: 6261

Tell her you don't bust her chops her about her riding a broom...leave you and your bike alone :laughing:
by SuperRookie
Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:20 pm
Forum: Total Motorcycle Talk
Topic: How to explain injuries?
Replies: 37
Views: 9925

Or you could say you were skydiving...and some boob ran into you mid-air tangling your chute...so while spiraling you managed to not panic and cut away the main...Unfortunately you had to restabilize yourself back in freefall before deploying your reserve and you happened to be well below 1000ft...T...