Visit to the Dr's office

[MASHBY]

when you visit to the Dr's office they "ask"
Why are you here?

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said,
" Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied

The receptionist became irritated and said,

"You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied,

"You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something
and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied,

"You shouldn't ask people such things, in a room full
of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

I can't peeeeeee out of it," the man
replied.



The waiting room erupted in laughter