ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed, and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRES - male, because they go bald and often are over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many people.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
what gender is it?
- MASHBY
- Legendary 750
- Posts: 950
- Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 7:03 am
- Sex: Male
- Years Riding: 20
- My Motorcycle: 2012 Harley ElectraGlide
- Location: Ontario, Canada
what gender is it?
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