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UPS Delivery

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A ups guy is delivering a package. When the door opens there is a 10 year old boy in the door way with popcorn on the T.V. in the background and he is wearing a trench coat, a fedora hat and has a cogar in one hand and a glass of brandy in the other.
The ups guy just stands in the doorway bewildered and manages to studder, ar...are your parents home little boy?
The boy looks at him and says "does it f---ing look like it?"

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:laughing: :laughing:

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#7 Unread post by DieMonkeys »

What's a cogar? :?
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#8 Unread post by Bx RedBull »

DieMonkeys wrote:What's a cogar? :?
It's a cigar that allows you to blow out lines of smoke "I's" instead of rings of smoke "O's".

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#9 Unread post by NorthernPete »

along the lines of a cogerette or a pope? (religeous conotations...ohhh)
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