The BBQ season is upon us
- Wizzard
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The BBQ season is upon us
After the long months of cold and winter, Don't forget we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
There, I hope this will help you get the season off on the right foot.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
There, I hope this will help you get the season off on the right foot.
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Man and Propane don't belong in the same scentance. Charcoal FTW!NorthernPete wrote:forgot the man forgets to turn off grill afterwards and burns off full new tank of propane.
Man cook outside...with real fire..not strange magic fire inside.
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What kind of 1950's relationship is that? Women like that dont exist anymore, most of them cant even cook beyond the spagettios they made in college.
I do most of the cooking, and I love to cook. If my wife is preparing a meal, I help her out as much as I can and give her all the credit (especially if its for company). I dont sulk about it like a baby
I do most of the cooking, and I love to cook. If my wife is preparing a meal, I help her out as much as I can and give her all the credit (especially if its for company). I dont sulk about it like a baby
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God the last meal I ate that was prepared by a chicita (outside of restaurants of course) was absoleutely horrible.
If I ever find a girl that can cook well I'm marrying her.
So far I'm still looking.
If I ever find a girl that can cook well I'm marrying her.
So far I'm still looking.
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I know, I was surprised too.
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I know, I was surprised too.
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After the long months of cold and winter,
Wizzard, You'er in Cali!!!!!
I'm in Ontario Canada
I BBQ Year Round,
Almost Every Day
Mind you I gotta shovel my way to the BBQ (Snow)!
I'm in Ontario Canada
I BBQ Year Round,
Almost Every Day
Mind you I gotta shovel my way to the BBQ (Snow)!
There would be a really cool signature thingy here if I could figure out how to make one.