a knight goes off to war...

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BigChickenStrips · Tue May 09, 2006 4:35 am

as a brave knight is leaving for war, he confides to his best friend that his lady is too beautiful to be left alone.

"here is the key to her chastity belt in case i do not return from battle" he says

off he rides into the forrest. he gets about a mile from town when he hears a horse galloping up behind him, thinking it may be important news about the war he turns to see his friend.

breathlessly his friend says, "you gave me the wrong key"

[edit] yay for me! 300 posts award! [/edit]

rapidblue · #2 Unread post by **rapidblue** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:25 am

hahaha

that's awesome, though i probably would have offed his head right there

Myself002 · #3 Unread post by **Myself002** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:42 am

camthepyro · Tue May 09, 2006 10:50 am

Haha, that's funny, but if it were me, I never would have given him the key in the first place.

rodzbike · #5 Unread post by **rodzbike** » Sat May 13, 2006 3:49 am

Great friend there!