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#1 Unread post by sunshine229 »

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly
prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your
IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to
make conversation about global warming factors,
quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, the documentary "What the Bleep Do We Know?",
string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks
out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for
another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your
IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the
robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods,
guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one more test. He heads out and
returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?" The man replies, "50, I think." And the robot
says... really slowly... "So............... ya gonna
vote for Bush again?"

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#3 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

Yeah....Now that's a GOOD ONE!!!
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#4 Unread post by camthepyro »

It's a funny joke, but my god, people need to get over the fact that Bush won. Again, the joke is funny, but hearing joke after joke about bush gets old.
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#5 Unread post by NorthernPete »

I"ve heard the same thing but with a "So your a registered Democrat" at the end....

Geeze, the guy wont be president after this term, get on with it.
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#6 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

Yeah, but it must be 'Very Hard' to get over a Prez Like George Dub-ya.

But having said that....we Idiots in OZ (not me) Voted in John Howard!!!!

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#7 Unread post by camthepyro »

What does "OZ" stand for?

Anyway, I won't be terribly upset when Bush is out of office, it just bugs me to hear people constantly complain about him. Get over it people. I think Hilary will most likely get elected if she runs for the next term, which last I heard she probably will.
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OZ is a merry old land, full of beer swilling decendants of criminals and that "O Ring" clown Yahoo Serious :laughing:
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#9 Unread post by Jamers! »

camthepyro wrote: I think Hilary will most likely get elected if she runs for the next term, which last I heard she probably will.

She wont make it man, no way no way no way. or at least i hope so, good god. I dont think she has enough party backing, i dont think any democrat will win honestly, and being what most might call a far left liberal, i think some of her ideas are insane. . . shes to nuts to be president.



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#10 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

JWF505 wrote: shes to nuts to be president.
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So What's George Dub-ya's excuse?

Isn't he just as, if not more Nuts??
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