Funny craigslist.org ad.

[Stratus311]

Classic, unrestored, quality condition, but it is 1980. 50 plus miles to the gallon. A great in town bike, just brought down from Denver but looking for a highway bike.

This bike is hotter than your best friends mom

That last part kills me.

[Mag7C]

well it better be hotter than my best friend's mom... uugh!

[storysunfolding]

Yeah but check this one out


Wanted: Removal of ugly Girlfriends from Moto Pix - $3
Reply to: sale-174594020@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-23, 11:19AM EDT


Hey I know what will make my beat up overpriced motorcycle sell
better. I'll have my unattractive girlfriend, slash ten cent harlet,
to pose on it! It's bulletproof!

Or is it?
Reasons why your motorcycle just lost value.

1) Upon seeing the pictures, everyone immediately loses respect for you.
(a) For dating her.
(b) For thinking that would including her would be cool.
(c) You are not cool. (Not a reason, but is intuitively obvious)

2) She's ugly. And the beauty of your motorcycle is overshadowed by
your girlfriends cellulite filled fender.

3) Congradulations, you have just marginalized your girlfriend as an
object. She is now simply a piece of meat. Misogynist.

4) You get extra asshat points if you have included such moronic
statements such as; "Sorry guys, the hot chick doesnt come with the
cycle" or "My girlfriend is sold seperately".
(a) That was never funny.
(b) Have a drink! Make a toast. You've just called your girlfriend prostistute.

Thanks for reading.
I will never buy your bike.
I almost feel sorry for you. As not to be too offensive, I'm not
citing any specific Advertisements. But they are all over Ebay and CL.

* this is in or around Idiotville

[Stratus311]

Nice!!