Sex is like riding a motorcycle...

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#21 Unread post by DragonSlayer »

jmillheiser wrote:another way motorcycles and sex are different.

riding too new a motorcycle WONT land you in jail.
if ya steal it from the lot it would :wink:
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#22 Unread post by NorthernPete »

-Holiday wrote:
JWF505 wrote:GS500F:

ngine: 487cc, four-stroke, twin cylinder, air-cooled, DOHC
Bore Stroke: 74.0 x 56.6mm
Compression Ratio: 9.0:1
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Lubrication: Wet Sump
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as for which handles better and that kinda stuff, hopefully people with a GS and an EX will give ya some insight there.
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#23 Unread post by VermilionX »

JWF posted on the wrong topic. :laughing:

it's supposed to go to the GS500F and EX500 comparison topic.
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#24 Unread post by roscowgo »

Ride it like you rented it.

Gravel is never fun.

Always wear ear protection.

Bringing out the camera works best when you've pulled over for a rest.

Proper PSI is critical.

Unexpected gas emissions are never welcome.

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#25 Unread post by yoda731 »

...having it on the beach only sounds like a good idea...
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#26 Unread post by fireguzzi »

roscowgo wrote:Unexpected gas emissions are never welcome.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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#27 Unread post by Loonette »

VermilionX wrote:JWF posted on the wrong topic. :laughing:

it's supposed to go to the GS500F and EX500 comparison topic.
I'll move it. Thanks Vermilion...

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#28 Unread post by Loonette »

roscowgo wrote:Ride it like you rented it.
Gravel is never fun.
Always wear ear protection.
Bringing out the camera works best when you've pulled over for a rest.
Proper PSI is critical.
Unexpected gas emissions are never welcome.
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Nice!!

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Oh... I'm going to move this to the "Funny Farm" forum, since it is more in the joke realm, and also teetering on adult content. See you there!
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#29 Unread post by zed »

1. Some rides are built for speed, some rides are built for comfort.
2. Be extra careful when trying out somebody else's ride.
3. Tired of the same old thing? Why not try a group ride!
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The only exception to the rule occurs when I make an exception to the rule not to make an exception to the rule and that only occurs under exceptional circumstances.

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