Sex is like riding a motorcycle...

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snwbrdr · #1 Unread post by **snwbrdr** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:31 am

Sex and riding a motorcycle have many things in common...

1) If its your first time, its gonna be short
2) You cant borrow your buddy's ride
3) Only ride with the proper protection
4) Riding drunk isnt a good idea
5) There's always new tricks/stunts to learn
6) You always have a favorite place to ride
7) If your lucky you have a few rides to choose from

These all popped into my head rather quickly so im sure some of you other immature people can help me think of more, feel free to add them.

camthepyro · Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:52 pm

You always end up putting all your money into your ride...

Shorts · #3 Unread post by **Shorts** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:06 pm

Sometimes the one you're riding with is really bad

#4 Unread post by **Sev** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:10 pm

It never lasts as long or happens as often as you want it too.

It's a lot of fun even when it's wet.

#5 Unread post by **ZooTech** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:14 pm

A good sense of balance is helpful.

VermilionX · Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:18 pm

there's different positions/style.

vector18 · #7 Unread post by **vector18** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:36 pm

Oil is your friend!

asiantay · #8 Unread post by **asiantay** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:48 pm

The slimmer the bike the more easily it is handled.

You get love handlebars.

1will · #9 Unread post by **1will** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:19 pm

it's a good idea to have health insurance!

kabob983 · #10 Unread post by **kabob983** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:34 pm

When going above 15 mph you need to countersteer...
Wait, maybe that's not a similarity