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Unread post by Rydr » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:32 pm

THIS IS WHY MEN ARE RARELY PUBLISHED IN "DEAR ABBEY"
 
Dear Abby,
 
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.
 
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so
I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 
Thanks, Bob

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Unread post by Logitech105 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:45 pm

:laughing:
:blink: My valve covers! :blink:
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Unread post by Sev » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:11 pm

Valve covers shouldn't really be leaking oil... if they are it's as simple as replacing the o-ring under them. Then retorquing the covers into place. About a 5 minute job.

BA DUM TISH.

I just ruined that one!
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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Unread post by freebird73 » Thu May 17, 2012 6:21 am

too funny!!!

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Unread post by Johnj » Thu May 17, 2012 12:31 pm

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Unread post by NorthernPete » Wed May 23, 2012 8:33 am

Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
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Unread post by dr_bar » Wed May 23, 2012 5:11 pm

NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"

He pops up on FB once in a while, but hasn't posted here since Sept...
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Unread post by Wrider » Thu May 24, 2012 9:39 pm

dr_bar wrote:
NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"

He pops up on FB once in a while, but hasn't posted here since Sept...
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Unread post by sunshine229 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:17 pm

NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
:laughing: I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!! ;) And don't forget... Logitech104... 'nuff said...

Good clean joke though, worth the read. :mrgreen:
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Unread post by NorthernPete » Sat Jun 30, 2012 6:11 am

sunshine229 wrote:
NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
:laughing: I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!! ;) And don't forget... Logitech104... 'nuff said...

Good clean joke though, worth the read. :mrgreen:
Ahhhhhh. Good ole Logitech.
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Unread post by blues2cruise » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:23 am

Dear Abbey died last week.
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