The secret to calmness

[fireguzzi]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.



By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."



So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,

and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Vodka, a package
of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.



You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

[Duane]

Ohh geeze