so there are these 3 hunters hunting in a forest, and after a hard days hunt, they came back empty handed and began to start a fire.
it was quiet and one of the hunters thought of a great conversation starter. he asked the group, 'what is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?'
the men began to ponder and one finally said, ' i once fell off a 5 story building and broke half the bones in my body. was in the hospital for 4 months.' the group was astonished.
the next man said that he once got hit by a car, and that he was in the hospital for 2 and a half months.'.....there was silence.
the last man hadnt said anything. so he finally spoke up. he said, ' well i cant tell you all my first worse experience, but i can tell you my second. i was once hunting, on a day like today and i felt nature call me. so as i had my back leaned up against a tree, squatting, my nuts got caught in a bear trap.'
'oh my god', they all said. 'if that was your second worse, then what was the first?!'
the man was silent........he then added, 'when the chain ran out.'
