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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied,
"It's sort of square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!"
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#2 Unread post by knoxbox »

:shock: :laughing:

at first i thought this was going to be the cop pulled over the popcorn star agian! oh wait that wasn't a joke that really happened.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3196477
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#3 Unread post by Texfire »

He asks her for bj. Destroys evidence of illegal drugs, then writes her up for speeding?!? Top that off by recording evidence of your illegal actions, sharing it with the guys at work, and posting it on a website. This guy is way too dumb to be in uniform. :frusty:

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ya she posted on her blog about the event left his name out... and were it happened, the idiot replies to the blog with images and video...
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#5 Unread post by Kal »

But to be fair...

:twisted:

I'm guessing she wasn't being totally professional either - I mean she did still get the ticket...

I mean how bad you got to be getting a ticket after going down??? :laughing:
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#6 Unread post by The Italian »

I've got another blond joke:

A Blond walks into a library goes up to the librarian and asks pretty loudly:

-HI! I would like a Whopper with fries and a coke pls!
The librarian shocked whispers:
- Ms., this is a library!
The girl stares with a stupid look on her face then whispers:
-I would like a whopper with fries and a coke pls....



it's a better joke said than written but still funny.
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#7 Unread post by Marilee »

Okay even I laughed at that one!
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#8 Unread post by Locopez »

a good one...saw it a few months back~!
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Did you notice how many people viewed the Blonde jokes?

#9 Unread post by NCP »

I am blonde but guess I can throw one out there too.

One blonde asked another, "Is it closer to the moon or to Florida?" Other blonde says, "Duh, the moon of course. You can see it!"

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