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This will get me in trouble.....

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Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?






















Wait for it....










A: Because they're ugly, and they smell.
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Oh no... yeah - you're gonna be in trouble.... soon....
:roll:

(but not from me)
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(too many things in life to get annoyed about so may as well laugh!)
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:laughing:

gotta love that one, fall asleep with cindy crawford, wake up to martha stewart, makup and alcohol do wonders aye? :roll:
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I think this'll do much better: From Al Bundy himself I present No Ma'am

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jonnythan wrote:Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?






















Wait for it....










A: Because they're ugly, and they smell.
Why is this in the funny farm?
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#7 Unread post by jonnythan »

blues2cruise wrote:Why is this in the funny farm?
*I* thought it was a joke.

I didn't know women really felt that way ;)
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