make a run for the border!

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make a run for the border!

Unread post by knoxbox » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:15 am

disclaimer: not trying to offend anyone with this joke and its kind of a corny one but here goes...

This mexican guy is trying to cross the border and the border patrol officer says im sorry sir without a green card i can't let you pass.

The mexican guy keeps saying mi america mi america

The border patrol guy finally gives up and says, okay if you can put these three words into one sentence than I will give you a green card. The three words are Green, Pink, Yellow.

The mexican guy walks away thinking very hard about the three words, a short time later he returns and says,

The phone goes green, green, I pink it up and say Yellow.

:laughing: :mrgreen: I though it was kinda funny, actually I like corney jokes so oh well. :oops:
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Re: make a run for the border!

Unread post by freebird73 » Thu May 17, 2012 5:03 am

that is cute! mexican words of the day

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Re: make a run for the border!

Unread post by Johnj » Thu May 17, 2012 12:46 pm

Move along now, nothing to see here.
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Re: make a run for the border!

Unread post by sunshine229 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:23 pm

LOL!
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Re: make a run for the border!

Unread post by Wrider » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:44 am

You know the difference between "select" and "choose"?

Select is when you have a list of options and get one of those off of the list.

Choose is what Mexicans wear on their feet.
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Re: make a run for the border!

Unread post by sunshine229 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:38 am

LOL!
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