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#1 Unread post by Apollofrost »

I'll either call this:

Braaains you say?

or

Proof that I should not be allowed on the internet
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#2 Unread post by BuzZz »

Uuugghhhmmm....

Do you really want to meet the chick who responds to that?

:laughing:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:
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#4 Unread post by Kibagari »

Hilarious. Although I don't think you'll be catching many women with all of the zombie references. :lol:
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#5 Unread post by Apollofrost »

Yeah, there are little lines in there to take jabs at anyone who thinks I'm serious. Like how I'm seeking a girl with "a sense of humor and common-sense to match it."

Strangely enough I haven't gotten any responses...
Kibagari wrote:Hilarious. Although I don't think you'll be catching many women with all of the zombie references. :lol:
Naw, they'll just break a leg when they try to run. 50,000 bad horror movies can't be wrong.

Now, Shorts on the other hand. I'll bet you twenty the zombie breaks a leg running away from her.
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#6 Unread post by Kal »

BuzZz wrote:Uuugghhhmmm....

Do you really want to meet the chick who responds to that?

:laughing:
Yes. :twisted:
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#7 Unread post by Shorts »

Apollofrost wrote:Yeah, there are little lines in there to take jabs at anyone who thinks I'm serious. Like how I'm seeking a girl with "a sense of humor and common-sense to match it."

Strangely enough I haven't gotten any responses...
Kibagari wrote:Hilarious. Although I don't think you'll be catching many women with all of the zombie references. :lol:
Naw, they'll just break a leg when they try to run. 50,000 bad horror movies can't be wrong.

Now, Shorts on the other hand. I'll bet you twenty the zombie breaks a leg running away from her.
What kind of weapons do I get to carry?? :shooting: :shooting2: :2guns: :catapult: :whupass: :mrgreen:
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#8 Unread post by Wrider »

Shorts wrote:
Apollofrost wrote:Yeah, there are little lines in there to take jabs at anyone who thinks I'm serious. Like how I'm seeking a girl with "a sense of humor and common-sense to match it."

Strangely enough I haven't gotten any responses...
Kibagari wrote:Hilarious. Although I don't think you'll be catching many women with all of the zombie references. :lol:
Naw, they'll just break a leg when they try to run. 50,000 bad horror movies can't be wrong.

Now, Shorts on the other hand. I'll bet you twenty the zombie breaks a leg running away from her.
What kind of weapons do I get to carry?? :shooting: :shooting2: :2guns: :catapult: :whupass: :mrgreen:
Shorts, with you, I'd be afraid of a salad fork... :laughing:
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#9 Unread post by dr_bar »

Shorts doesn't scare me at all, I don't think she could kill the fly on my wall... 8)




















































Well she is about 4700 miles away so it would be kinda hard for her to kill it. :roll: Wouldn't it??? :shock:
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#10 Unread post by Shorts »

:laughing: @ Wrider and dr_bar

You guys should see me with chopsticks! :twisted:
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