20 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

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20 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

#1 Unread post by racerxgirl » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:03 pm

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

20. Happy Thanksgiving!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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#2 Unread post by fireguzzi » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:30 pm

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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#3 Unread post by HeathersWheels » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:05 pm

Wow...Thanksgiving sound so naughty! :oops: :oops:

By the way, we are still eating turkey. :laughing:
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#4 Unread post by QuietMonkey » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:26 pm

very unexpected and perfectly written list of jokes ---- hilarious!

"Zounds! Zorched by Zarches, Spaceman Spiff's crippled craft crashes on planet Plootarg!"

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