When Insults Had Class!

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When Insults Had Class!

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I got these from a friend, figured they were pretty funny so I'd share them!

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend. If you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

At a dinner party Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill: "Sir Winston, you're drunk!"
To which Winston replied: "Yes, Madam, I am. And
you're ugly! But in the morning, I will be sober!"
She replied indignantly with "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink!" Keeping his cool, Churchill said "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!"
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