New Address (aka No Nursing Home for Us!)

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New Address (aka No Nursing Home for Us!)

Unread post by sunshine229 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:22 pm

The following is where you'll find us when we can’t live alone anymore.


This is my plan and I am sticking to it!!
NO NURSING HOME FOR US!!!

No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn!

With the average cost for a nursing home care costing
$188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.

We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a
combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23
per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in
any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and
special TV movies.

Plus, they provide a spa, swimming
pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc
..... Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and
soap.


$5 worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient. There is a city bus stop
out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick you up
(if you fake a decent limp).

To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.

For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of
the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport,
fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

It takes months to get into decent nursing homes.
Holiday Inn will take your reservation today. And you are not stuck in one
place forever, you can move from Inn to Inn or even from
city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They have a Holiday
Inn there too.

T V broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a
mattress replaced? No problem. They fix everything, and
apologize for the inconvenience.

The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if
you are ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or an
ambulance.

If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for
the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest
of your life.

And no worries about visits from family. They will
always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days
mini-vacation. The grand kids can use the pool.
What more can you ask for?

So, when we reach that golden age,
we'll face it with a grin.

ITS NOT THE YEARS IN YOUR LIFE THAT COUNT,
ITS THE LIFE IN YOUR YEARS
Andrea :sun:

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