The Pelican

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The Pelican

#1 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:57 pm

A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak - Food enough for a week, but I'm damned if I see how the helican.
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens

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Re: The Pelican

#2 Unread post by Wrider » Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:40 am

lol *facepalm*
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Re: The Pelican

#3 Unread post by BuzZz » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:30 pm

Stealing jokes from Alyce now, Tgirl?

:laughing:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#4 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:03 pm

BuzZz wrote:Stealing jokes from Alyce now, Tgirl?

:laughing:
:laughing: No!! She thinks I am old and a geek. Or shall I say Kewl, thats the way the kids are spelling it these days.
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens

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#5 Unread post by storysunfolding » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:14 am

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Re: The Pelican

#6 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:06 pm

storysunfolding wrote:Image
:laughing:
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens

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#7 Unread post by zeligman » Sat May 08, 2010 9:16 pm

hmmm are we looking for lymericks now? :D let the bad puns begin!
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#8 Unread post by ceemes » Sun May 09, 2010 12:20 am

zeligman wrote:hmmm are we looking for lymericks now? :D let the bad puns begin!
There was a man from Nantuket
Who's c...

oppps, almost forgot....we have kiddies here sometimes......my bad..... :laughing: :oops:
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Re: The Pelican

#9 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Sun May 09, 2010 9:23 am

:laughing:
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens

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Re: The Pelican

#10 Unread post by NorthernPete » Sun May 23, 2010 4:51 pm

Limericks?? heres some I saw and will now steal, Classic Poems rewritten as Limericks


Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening

There once was a horse-riding chap
Who took a trip in a cold snap
He stopped in the snow
But he soon had to go:
He was miles away from a nap.

The Raven

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says “Nevermore.”

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

There was an old father of Dylan
Who was seriously, mortally illin’
“I want,” Dylan said
“You to bi*ch till you’re dead.
“I’ll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin’.”

I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud

There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still.

Footprints in the Sand

There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said “Now look back;
You’ll see one set of tracks.
That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”
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