Girl's language
- Hondagirl
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Girl's language
5 deadly terms (* disclaimer: this was sent me by a friend who is always mad at her man )
1) FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right.
2) NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED.
3) GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not permission, Do it at yer own risk.
4) WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying I'm mad @ you.
5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.
It's funny how words can be so misleading
(I can relate to #2 though)
Anyone have other words to add that defy their true meaning?
1) FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right.
2) NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED.
3) GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not permission, Do it at yer own risk.
4) WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying I'm mad @ you.
5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.
It's funny how words can be so misleading
(I can relate to #2 though)
Anyone have other words to add that defy their true meaning?
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Re: Girl's language
LOL!
No wonder we guys just can't figure out women, they don't speak the same language. haha.
No wonder we guys just can't figure out women, they don't speak the same language. haha.
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Re: Girl's language
there's a longer version of this joke with more fun thoughts on girl-speak, relationship-speak stuff... often just like real life... i could share some thoughts on perspectives of this stuff but i'd rather enjoy the joke for now
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Re: Girl's language
I don't mind either way............as long as it's my way
Don't worry I can manage.......you should have helped earlier
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Re: Girl's language
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied,
"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied,
"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Re: Girl's language
God gets it. Or God's a she.
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Re: Girl's language
Proof that men have better friends...
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
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Re: Girl's language
Love the jokes guys.
At the risk of giving away secrets, I expect the girls have used this more than once.....
What that old thing, I've had it ages.
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Re: Girl's language
Do you know what F.I.N.E. is an acronym for?:Hondagirl wrote:5 deadly terms (* disclaimer: this was sent me by a friend who is always mad at her man )
1) FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right.
2) NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED.
3) GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not permission, Do it at yer own risk.
4) WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying I'm mad @ you.
5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.
It's funny how words can be so misleading
(I can relate to #2 though)
Anyone have other words to add that defy their true meaning?
F-ing Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional!