The Curse Game.. "Automated Curse Generator"

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The Curse Game.. "Automated Curse Generator"

Unread post by ceemes » Mon May 30, 2011 9:03 pm

Seems today, the art of creative cursing is dying off. Instead of being original or sharp witted, we all tend to curse off someone who annoys with the standard f you and the like. So I was wondering, just how creative you lowly bunch of sheep shagging toerags really are. To play the game, come up with a creative curse, such as "may the flea's of a thousand she-camels infest your lower regions" and apply to the last person who posted. I humbly offer myself as the first target....sharpen your wit and fire at will. (poor bloody Will, always getting fired at.) Lets see how long this will last.
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Unread post by Wrider » Mon May 30, 2011 9:18 pm

Well since you used that one on me...
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Unread post by storysunfolding » Tue May 31, 2011 12:47 pm

You toad hopper limey better by Budda's blue balls make this right or I'm going to cut you in the only part your wife cares about.
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Unread post by storysunfolding » Tue May 31, 2011 12:48 pm

As an aside, our goal should be to elevate this to the level of witticism for which Churchill was best known.
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Re: The Curse Game.. "Automated Curse Generator"

Unread post by totalmotorcycle » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:59 am

Oh boy. I am so bad at this may my legs turn into crumbly hills of cheddar if I'm not cheesy enough.


BTW - I added the name "Automated Curse Generator" to the thread title as it can be found more easily on the internet. :tomato:
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Unread post by Wrider » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:55 am

Your automated curse generator is a pile of festering garbage piled high between your audiological input devices.
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Re: The Curse Game.. "Automated Curse Generator"

Unread post by ceemes » Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:30 pm

May your son grow up to run the spit shine concession at a leather boys bar.
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Re: The Curse Game.. "Automated Curse Generator"

Unread post by mogster » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:02 pm

Dinna bother tae even cross my door tumshie heid
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