Why Women Think Motorcycles are bettter than men

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Why Women Think Motorcycles are bettter than men

Unread post by Roadrunner1970 » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:54 am

1. Doesn't ride with other girls while you are not looking
2. You can turn the pet**** off
3. Doesn't run for 5 minutes and quit
4. You are always on top.
5. You can have more than one motorcycle
6. If you kick it, it doesn't kick back
7. You only have to ride when you want to.
8. You can dress it and clean it anyway you want it and it doesn't complain
9. Doesn't care what other motorcycles you have ridden.
10. You always finish first
11. Doesn't judge your friends
12. Doesn't get bored if you take it to hang out with your friends.
13. If some one steals it you can get a new one.
14. If it wears out you can get a new one.
15. Doesn't care how you look
16. Doesn't care how big your boobs are.
17. Doesn't care if you gained a little weight
18. Doesn't complain when you don't ride.
19. The exhaust is something you can handle.
20. It never develops spare tires
21. If it goes bald, you can change the tires.
22. Doesn't complain when you use protection
23. Can't get you pregnant or give you a disease if you don't use protection
24. Doesn't care what time of the month it is
25. Don't have in-law drama
26. You don't have to kick it to get it to do something.
27. You can choke a bike and it isn't a bad thing.
28. You can ride it as long as you want without it going limp.
29. You don't have to drink to make it look appealing.
30. Your motorcycle won't insult you.
31. If it smokes you can do something about it.
32. It will always make you proud
33. A smooth motorcycle expects nothing in return
34. Your motorcycle will never make you late
35. You don't have to fake it.
36. Your motorcycle will not lie to you.
37. It will not poke you in the back in the morning when it wants to ride.
38. It has a built-in vibrator.
39. The vibrations are better.
40. It won't shrink when it is cold
41. You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
42. The motorcycle doesn't snore
43. Doesn't want you to swallow its liquid.
44. It is ok to use tie-downs with your motorcycle
45. Your motorcycle will never ask you to ride 2 up.

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Re: Why Women Think Motorcycles are bettter than men

Unread post by dablade » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:36 am

:twss: :roll2:

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Re: Why Women Think Motorcycles are bettter than men

Unread post by sunshine229 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:51 am

I thought the men's list was better, until I got to these three:
Roadrunner1970 wrote:37. It will not poke you in the back in the morning when it wants to ride.
43. Doesn't want you to swallow its liquid.
45. Your motorcycle will never ask you to ride 2 up.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

OMG still :laughing:
Andrea :sun:

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Re: Why Women Think Motorcycles are bettter than men

Unread post by Hondagirl » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:06 pm

:laughing: at all of them!
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Re: Why Women Think Motorcycles are bettter than men

Unread post by totalmotorcycle » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:59 pm

46. When a motorcycle backfires it doesn't put you in the dutch oven or wave the sheets.
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