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How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a.....

Unread post by freebird73 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:20 am

Q. How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a motorcycle?
A. Because in the Bible, it says that David's Triumph could be heard throughout the land...


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Unread post by Wrider » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:57 am

Wow... That's like Doc and I level cheesy!
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Unread post by totalmotorcycle » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:41 am

LOL; that's pretty funny. :lol:
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Unread post by BobK » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:26 pm

It was a Trumpet that brought down the walls of Jericho.

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Unread post by totalmotorcycle » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:29 pm

A Triumph Trumpet?
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Unread post by freebird73 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:17 pm

Wrider, I LOVE cheesy jokes! some of the ones you have posted i have actually shared... thx for the giggles

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Unread post by dr_bar » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:17 pm

But it was Joshua that fought the battle of Jericho... :o)
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Unread post by sunshine229 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:30 pm

Good one! :)
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Unread post by Wrider » Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:33 am

freebird73 wrote:Wrider, I LOVE cheesy jokes! some of the ones you have posted i have actually shared... thx for the giggles
Glad I can help out! lol
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Unread post by BobK » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:49 am

dr_bar wrote:But it was Joshua that fought the battle of Jericho... :o)
I was just joshing!

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Unread post by sapaul » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:16 am

totalmotorcycle wrote:A Triumph Trumpet?
Bbbaaawwaaahhhh
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The therapy worked, I got a GS now
A touch of insanity crept back in the shape of an R1200R

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Unread post by sapaul » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:19 am

Little Johnny (Walls of Jericho)

The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during
Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny
replies that he does not know, but it definitely is not him.

The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible
knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole
incident.

The principal replies that he knows little Johnny as well as his
whole family very well and can vouch for them, if little Johnny
said that he did not do it, he as principal is satisfied that it is
the truth.

Even more appalled the inspector goes to the regional Head of
Education and relates the whole story.

After listening he replies: "I cannot see why you are making
such a big issue out of this; we will get three quotations and fix
the bloody wall."
I spent my therapy money an a K1200S
The therapy worked, I got a GS now
A touch of insanity crept back in the shape of an R1200R

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