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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, ""dog"!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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*snort*
Ooooooh. Shiny!

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*grunt*

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Pork chops and bacon.
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#6 Unread post by ceemes »

I had a dog that was a pig worrier (teaser), it would run up to any pig on the farm barking "Apple sauce, apple sauce".
Always ask why.

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Share your fire with a man and he'll be warm for a night.
Set that man on fire, though, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
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Johnj wrote:Pork chops and bacon.
Mmmmm...Bacon!!
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Bacon... the maple kind. :dog:

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