A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that
reads: SISTERS OF MERCYHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon, he
sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
- 5 MILES.
Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough,
there is a third... SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT
His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On
the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building with a
sign on the door that reads... SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps,
rings the bell, and a nun answers the door in a long black habit, who
asks "What may we do for you, my son?"
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly
doing some business," he answers.
"Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun.
He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
"Please, knock on this door" and leaves. The man does as he is told,
and this door is opened by another nun in a long black habit, holding
a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He places
the money in this nuns tin cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and
slips through the door, pulling it shut.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking
lot, facing another small sign: "Go In Peace. You have just been
screwed by the Sisters Of Mercy."