.....good to be true, especially when they occur in real life.
Yesterday I was pulled up beside a woman in her I'd guess mid to late 50's astride a fairly large fully dressed HD. She had on HD regulation tight jeans (which in all honestly she fit well) and beanie cap with "Hot Chick" stickers on it, her iPod had a cable running from her belt to the front fairing stereo and damn me if there was not a cup holder attached to her left handle bars.
However, all this paled when I noticed she had her bike tuned with some heavy cams and the damn thing was vibrating like it was going to shake itself apart, and there she stood, and I do mean stood, flat footing with this massive vibrating bike between her tights with the saddle firming entrenched....well you get the picture......I had to bit my tongue so as not to giggle or say something untoward....but my mind was going somewhere where it ought not to while operating a bike in traffic.....
Of course, I didn't have my cam with me, more is the pity.
Always ask why.