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Wizzard
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An elderly couple were attending church services.

About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just let a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"


He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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#2 Unread post by ZooTech »

Classic! :laughing:

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#3 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

Good 1! :laughing:
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