darsek wrote:' You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend. '
Ouch! Sad day for the boyfriend
At least don't give the boyfriend up, got to have something to ride when the weather is bad, ie winter time.
LADIES - You know you are a REAL female rider if....
At least don't give the boyfriend up, got to have something to ride when the weather is bad, ie winter time.
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'96 Suzuki GS500E, bright shiny red!
'96 Suzuki GS500E, bright shiny red!
Lil'Suzi wrote:darsek wrote:' You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend. '
Ouch! Sad day for the boyfriend
At least don't give the boyfriend up, got to have something to ride when the weather is bad, ie winter time.
She does make a good point. But don't forget, guys are a dime a dozen. It would take like all of 10 minutes at a bar on a friday night to grab one and go.
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Re: LADIES - You know you are a REAL female rider if....
Lion_Lady wrote:
The only perfume you smell like is eau de exhuast.
You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of
riding.
You have had to pull over to pull up your low-rise jeans cause your
crack was showing OR you know how to pull those jeans up while riding
You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it
off.
You would rather have clothes from icon, A Star, Joe Rocket, than
Gucci, Prada, or Valentino.
You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead
of jewelry.
You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.
You care more about the latest release of cute helmets than you care about new spring dresses.
P
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
evrery time i read that line about pulling up your jeans because your crack is showing.....well...it just 'cracks' me up!...i am short and in these hormonal days of aging, shall we say, found that weight just keeps gathering and gathering and the waist of my pants just keep sticking out further and further when I sit on my bike. My chaps pull my jeans down even further....GAWD...it must be traumatizing to ride 'behind' me!!! I have perfected reaching up my back, inside my jacket to S-T-R-E-T-C-H my shirt down over the gaping pants...not certain it actually works 'but(t)' there is NO WAY those pants are EVER going to make it up and over the extra padding that seems to follow me around! 
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