LADIES - You know you are a REAL female rider if....

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#1 Unread post by **Lion_Lady** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:57 am

You have broken a nail on your clutch or front brake.

The only perfume you smell like is eau de exhuast.

You figured out how to apply lip gloss without taking off your helmet.

You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before.

You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of
riding.

You have tan lines in funny places where you never had them before.

You have had to pull over to pull up your low-rise jeans cause your
crack was showing OR you know how to pull those jeans up while riding

You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it
off.

You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend.

You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not
area codes.

You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding.

You would rather have clothes from icon, A Star, Joe Rocket, than
Gucci, Prada, or Valentino.

You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead
of jewelry.

You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.

You care more about the latest release of cute helmets than you care about new spring dresses.

You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy or a video game.

P

Shorts · #2 Unread post by **Shorts** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:59 am

That's good stuff!

NightNurse · Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:45 am

Haha! Thats great

. I can relate to a lot of those. Just recently I said to my boyfriend "One year ago I was wearing high heels, skirts, capri's, cute shirts, and always had my hair looking nice. Now look at me - jeans, black shirts and boots! Thanks a lot!!!" LOL!

Duffy · #4 Unread post by **Duffy** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:51 am

Hmmmm, I only can relate to the low rise jeans one and sandals. Guess I'm not as lady like as others

lol.

Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:57 am

Well, I don't what a Power Commander is, but I did ask for tools for my birthday.

darsek · #6 Unread post by **darsek** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:27 pm

' You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend. '

Ouch! Sad day for the boyfriend

Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:00 pm

Man, where are the girls around here that can relate to that list? Except for the bike over bf. Though I'd settle for riding WITH

Aamalthea · #8 Unread post by **Aamalthea** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:10 am

You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend.

You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not
area codes.

You would rather have clothes from icon, A Star, Joe Rocket, than
Gucci, Prada, or Valentino.

You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead
of jewelry.

You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.

You care more about the latest release of cute helmets than you care about new spring dresses.

You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy or a video game.

P

QFT

oh wait, what is it you guys use?

+1 (100000000)

shalihe74 · #9 Unread post by **shalihe74** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:50 pm

Except for the first one (nails are kept short for rock climbing purposes), I can relate to every one of those.

Absolutely priceless, Lion_Lady.

slimcolo · #10 Unread post by **slimcolo** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:55 pm

Your favorite Jewelery isn't your most expensive but the stuff made out of junk parts from your first crash or rebuild. Ladies, You know that necklace made from the end of your first broken cl/br lever.(or from nuts/ bolts that came from a departed bro/sis's bike)

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