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When I come back

#1 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Mon May 24, 2010 8:52 pm

I dont know about you ladies, but when I come back in another life, I want to be a man. :laughing: No disregard to the wonderful male species.
Here are the top 5 reasons I can think of why I would want to experience life as a man. Please feel free to add to this list.
1. You can pee standing up without completely baring your bum.
2. You can fall asleep in 5 minutes.
3. You can open your own jar lids with out banging it on the counter, running it under hot water and rupturing your spleen.
4. No monthly visits by aunt flow.
5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
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#2 Unread post by storysunfolding » Mon May 24, 2010 9:13 pm

Yeah. Enjoy opening all those jars, changing all those tires and trying to get a drink from a bartender.
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#3 Unread post by blues2cruise » Mon May 24, 2010 11:33 pm

TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )

Men are physically stronger.....
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#4 Unread post by ceemes » Mon May 24, 2010 11:52 pm

Triumphgirl wrote: 5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
Almost correct, its and in no particular order: food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game......food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game.

But being a gentleman, I can forgive you for missing a couple, you are just a girl after all. :laughing: :laughing:
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#5 Unread post by joolz » Wed May 26, 2010 3:25 pm

Whats this sleep thing? Beer, sport, beer,sex,food, beer sex beer Then sleep :)
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#6 Unread post by Wrider » Wed May 26, 2010 9:57 pm

I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
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#7 Unread post by blues2cruise » Wed May 26, 2010 10:24 pm

Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
It would be great if more people did not drink.
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#8 Unread post by fireguzzi » Wed May 26, 2010 10:35 pm

blues2cruise wrote:
Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
It would be great if more people did not drink.
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#9 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Wed May 26, 2010 11:04 pm

:laughing: :laughing:
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#10 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Wed May 26, 2010 11:05 pm

Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
Trust me, a man that does not drink, is just as much a man or more!!!
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#11 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Wed May 26, 2010 11:07 pm

ceemes wrote:
Triumphgirl wrote: 5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
Almost correct, its and in no particular order: food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game......food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game.

But being a gentleman, I can forgive you for missing a couple, you are just a girl after all. :laughing: :laughing:
Ohhhhhh youuuuu gonna get it. :starwars: :laughing:
I know, i do lack the fundemental basics as listed above. :wink:
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#12 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Wed May 26, 2010 11:10 pm

blues2cruise wrote:TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )

Men are physically stronger.....
I dont know blues, with legs and booties like those, you wont have any trouble whatsoever having someone open the jar for you.
Christ I would :laughing: :laughing:
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#13 Unread post by blues2cruise » Thu May 27, 2010 12:02 am

Triumphgirl wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )

Men are physically stronger.....
I dont know blues, with legs and booties like those, you wont have any trouble whatsoever having someone open the jar for you.
Christ I would :laughing: :laughing:
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#14 Unread post by BuzZz » Thu May 27, 2010 2:15 pm

Don't kid yourself T-girl.
You will never have trouble finding a jar opener either. :drool:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#15 Unread post by Triumphgirl » Thu May 27, 2010 11:28 pm

BuzZz wrote:Don't kid yourself T-girl.
You will never have trouble finding a jar opener either. :drool:
:laughing:
:hug: Thanks Buzz.
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#16 Unread post by BuzZz » Thu May 27, 2010 11:57 pm

Just telling the truth, T-girl.
I'm the one who should be thanking you. :wink:

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