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When I come back

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:52 pm
by Triumphgirl
I dont know about you ladies, but when I come back in another life, I want to be a man. :laughing: No disregard to the wonderful male species.
Here are the top 5 reasons I can think of why I would want to experience life as a man. Please feel free to add to this list.
1. You can pee standing up without completely baring your bum.
2. You can fall asleep in 5 minutes.
3. You can open your own jar lids with out banging it on the counter, running it under hot water and rupturing your spleen.
4. No monthly visits by aunt flow.
5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.

Re: When I come back

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:13 pm
by storysunfolding
Yeah. Enjoy opening all those jars, changing all those tires and trying to get a drink from a bartender.

Re: When I come back

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:33 pm
by blues2cruise
TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )

Men are physically stronger.....

Re: When I come back

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:52 pm
by ceemes
Triumphgirl wrote: 5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
Almost correct, its and in no particular order: food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game......food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game.

But being a gentleman, I can forgive you for missing a couple, you are just a girl after all. :laughing: :laughing:

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:25 pm
by joolz
Whats this sleep thing? Beer, sport, beer,sex,food, beer sex beer Then sleep :)

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:57 pm
by Wrider
I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:24 pm
by blues2cruise
Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
It would be great if more people did not drink.

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:35 pm
by fireguzzi
blues2cruise wrote:
Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
It would be great if more people did not drink.
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Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:04 pm
by Triumphgirl
:laughing: :laughing:

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:05 pm
by Triumphgirl
Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
Trust me, a man that does not drink, is just as much a man or more!!!

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:07 pm
by Triumphgirl
ceemes wrote:
Triumphgirl wrote: 5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
Almost correct, its and in no particular order: food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game......food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game.

But being a gentleman, I can forgive you for missing a couple, you are just a girl after all. :laughing: :laughing:
Ohhhhhh youuuuu gonna get it. :starwars: :laughing:
I know, i do lack the fundemental basics as listed above. :wink:

Re: When I come back

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:10 pm
by Triumphgirl
blues2cruise wrote:TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )

Men are physically stronger.....
I dont know blues, with legs and booties like those, you wont have any trouble whatsoever having someone open the jar for you.
Christ I would :laughing: :laughing:

Re: When I come back

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 12:02 am
by blues2cruise
Triumphgirl wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )

Men are physically stronger.....
I dont know blues, with legs and booties like those, you wont have any trouble whatsoever having someone open the jar for you.
Christ I would :laughing: :laughing:
:laughing: :laughing:

Re: When I come back

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:15 pm
by BuzZz
Don't kid yourself T-girl.
You will never have trouble finding a jar opener either. :drool:

Re: When I come back

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:28 pm
by Triumphgirl
BuzZz wrote:Don't kid yourself T-girl.
You will never have trouble finding a jar opener either. :drool:
:laughing:
:hug: Thanks Buzz.

Re: When I come back

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:57 pm
by BuzZz
Just telling the truth, T-girl.
I'm the one who should be thanking you. :wink:

:laughing: