For those learning to ride w/ passenger for the first time..

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< I Fly > · #1 Post by **< I Fly >** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:38 pm

Do NOT choose a drunk female.

I gave this chick a ride home from the bar since she was just a couple blocks away, on residential streets, let her wear my helmet and everything.
And she put her legs around me, feet on the gas tank.

Every time I turned, she leaned WAY too much making me fear for my bike's life.
When we pulled up to her place, she almost pulled the damn thing over, but I held it up so only SHE fell over.

Luckily I got... rewarded.

VermilionX · #2 Post by **VermilionX** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:44 pm

seems like you'll be giving a lot of drunk girls rides from now on.

you give them a ride, they give you a ride.

seems like a deal you'll take and take again.

Sev · #3 Post by **Sev** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:57 pm

One would have thought that a drunk passenger being a bad idea was obvious.

#4 Post by **Jamers!** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:59 pm

< I Fly > wrote: And she put her legs around me, feet on the gas tank.

did you ride like this?

JWF

jmillheiser · #5 Post by **jmillheiser** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:17 pm

Well look in the bright side. Your bike didn't fall over, and you got some too.

TechTMW · #6 Post by **TechTMW** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:58 pm

Dude. NEVER have sex w/ a drunk person. 2 days later they regret it and if they decide to claim rape there's no way for you to prove it was consetual...

Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:04 am

Sevulturus wrote:One would have thought that a drunk passenger being a bad idea was obvious.

+1

Kal · #8 Post by **Kal** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:43 am

Over here a drunk pillion can be prosecuted for drunk driving, and so can the rider even if the rider is stone cold sober.

BigChickenStrips · #9 Post by **BigChickenStrips** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:37 am

although in my mind i believe this story came from "Made-up-fantasy-land" if it is true, you might want to be checking for bumps down there for a few weeks. if its that easy to get, you can assume you are not the first to have such good fortune.

Mag7C · #10 Post by **Mag7C** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:57 am

O RLY wrote:although in my mind i believe this story came from "Made-up-fantasy-land" if it is true, you might want to be checking for bumps down there for a few weeks. if its that easy to get, you can assume you are not the first to have such good fortune.

Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions. The story may be from Bulshittia. And when you confuse a Bulshittian with a Madeupfantasylandian, that's when things start getting fugly.

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