BEST BIT OF ADVICE YOU'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN?

[bok]

look where you want to go

the customer may be an idiot, but they are the ones paying

repairs cost 30 bucks an hour, 40 if you watch 60 if you help

[ZooTech]

Don't get involved in a land war in Asia.

Don't drink the water.

[SuperRookie]

If it don't fit, FORCE it...if it BREAKS, it probably needed replacing anyway

[bok]

anything can be fixed with "The Handyman's Secret Weapon" (Duct Tape)

[t_bonee]

anything can be fixed with "The Handyman's Secret Weapon" (Duct Tape)

That reminds me of one.

If it ain't moving and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it's moving and it ain't supposed to, use duct tape.

[MrGompers]

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olymipcs- even if you win your still mentally challenged.

that one's still my favorite

I've heard this before and its PRICELESS.

[flynrider]

Measure twice, cut once. Some carpenter dude on TV.

When building an airplane, I learned that the rule was measure 3 times and make sure someone else does the 3rd measurment. Then cut.

Airplane parts are a lot more expensive than wood.

[flynrider]

Measure twice, cut once. Some carpenter dude on TV.

When building an airplane, I learned that the rule was measure 3 times and make sure someone else does the 3rd measurment. Then cut.

Airplane parts are a lot more expensive than wood.

[High_Side]

Don't eat yellow snow.....

[NorthernPete]

Don't eat yellow snow.....

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