And asks the bartender for a beer.
As he drinks the beer, the guy notices a jar full of money on the shelf behind the bartender, so he asks the bartender "what is that jar for?"
The bartender replies: "it's for a contest. First, you give me ten dollars, then, you have to do three things, and if you do all three, you win all the money in the jar."
The guy responds: "well, sounds like it might be worth, here's ten bucks. Now, what are the three things I need to do?"
"well, the first thing you need to do is drink this fifth of tequilla."
"ok, I think I could handle that, what's the next thing?"
"the second thing you need to do, is remove a bad tooth from the mouth of a pit bull we have out back."
"well, that seems a little dangerous, but I think I could do it. What's the third thing?"
"The third thing you have to do, is go upstairs. There's an eighty year old woman up there, who has never had an fun, you have to give her one."
"eww! no way in hell am I going to do that!"
So, the guy walks off, and has a couple more beers. After a while, and after becoming a little drunk, he decides to try and complete all three challenges.
He downs the bottle of tequilla, and then goes out to the back, where the pitbull is.
The bartender hears lots of barking and screaming, and after about ten minutes, the guy walks back in the bar, covered in cuts in bruises.
He walks up to the bartender, and asks "ok, now where is the old lady with the loose tooth?"
Guy walks into a bar...
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