Ya see 'em every day.
Today, an 18 wheeler turned into me. He was in a parking lot on the opposite (oncoming) side of the road. Due to a narrow gate he was pulling out from, he had to pull a LONG ways out, and then swing back into his lane. This was one of those times when had I not been paying attention, I woulda been a hood ornament.
I shot him with my imaginary "dummy dart" gun. Thats a gun that shoots those darts with little suction cups on them, and the darts have a little flag that says "dummy" on them. The idea is, after someone gets 5 dummy darts on their rig, a cop can pull them over and give them a ticket for being stupid!
Boneheads, boneheads
Boneheads, boneheads
Goldwing! OOOH Yah!
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Re: Boneheads, boneheads
That's funny... I usually shoot them with my middle finger. Oh... wait... that's right, I'm "waving" at them, not shooting them...ubarw wrote:Ya see 'em every day.
Today, an 18 wheeler turned into me. He was in a parking lot on the opposite (oncoming) side of the road. Due to a narrow gate he was pulling out from, he had to pull a LONG ways out, and then swing back into his lane. This was one of those times when had I not been paying attention, I woulda been a hood ornament.
I shot him with my imaginary "dummy dart" gun. Thats a gun that shoots those darts with little suction cups on them, and the darts have a little flag that says "dummy" on them. The idea is, after someone gets 5 dummy darts on their rig, a cop can pull them over and give them a ticket for being stupid!
We're the first ones to starve
We're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie in the sky
But we're always the last
When the gravy's shared out
For the worker is working when the fat cat's about
We're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie in the sky
But we're always the last
When the gravy's shared out
For the worker is working when the fat cat's about
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Guy on the freeway nearly hit me the other day. Beeped my tiny-sounding Shadow horn and shot him the bird.
It was my first time.
It was my first time.
-'95 Honda VT600CD / 'Shadow VLX Deluxe'
-'84 Ruestman WTF606
"[The four stroke] cycle is basically this -SUCK, SQUEEZE, BURN, and BLOW." -Dan's Motorcycle Repair Guide.
http://www.dansmc.com/MC_repaircourse.htm
-'84 Ruestman WTF606
"[The four stroke] cycle is basically this -SUCK, SQUEEZE, BURN, and BLOW." -Dan's Motorcycle Repair Guide.
http://www.dansmc.com/MC_repaircourse.htm