what are some "Golden Rules of Riding"?

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jonnythan · Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:33 am

The Crimson Rider® wrote:
"Thou shall avoid gravel and sand like the plague on a streetbike"

Damn.. I ride through gravel every day on the way to work.

Maybe I should start taking the car instead.

Candy750 · #12 Unread post by **Candy750** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:08 am

Sev · #13 Unread post by **Sev** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:44 am

The Crimson Rider® wrote:
CNF2002 wrote:What the homophobic red ranger is trying to say is that 2 men riding a motorcycle conveys an image of sexual orientation that he finds very humorous.

it was not so bad when i did it bec it was on a dirt bike.

but on a sportbike... it just looks funny bec of the seating position.

here's one i should follow religiously...

"Thou shall avoid gravel and sand like the plague on a streetbike"

You're an idiot.

2wheel · #14 Unread post by **2wheel** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:53 am

Survival 101: Ride like every cage is trying to kill you.

asiantay · #15 Unread post by **asiantay** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:21 am

For reasons that allude me, I don't think Verm was really looking for our input. I think it's what them city folk call a "rhetorical" question.

#16 Unread post by **t_bonee** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:26 am

Don't pull your jeans up too high or you'll ride with a constant wedgie.

Nalian · #17 Unread post by **Nalian** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:19 am

The Crimson Rider® wrote:
CNF2002 wrote:What the homophobic red ranger is trying to say is that 2 men riding a motorcycle conveys an image of sexual orientation that he finds very humorous.

it was not so bad when i did it bec it was on a dirt bike.

but on a sportbike... it just looks funny bec of the seating position.

here's one i should follow religiously...

"Thou shall avoid gravel and sand like the plague on a streetbike"

Methinks the lad doth protest too much!

How about: Don't worry about how you look, just have fun and try not to wreck.

asiantay · #18 Unread post by **asiantay** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:32 am

Methinketh naught that the verm will understand the Hamlet reference.

scrappy · #19 Unread post by **scrappy** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:38 am

One should sell his sportbikes and accquire a cruiser if he still wansta stay on 2 wheels and keep his licence!

sharpmagna · Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:27 pm

Stop for fellow riders