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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just
couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:" Dave , don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave ."But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave ..



Dave .....................




Dave ..................................................





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*Groans* I just knew that was coming.
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I'm just glad he wasn't a Medical Examiner.
No Witnesses.... :shifty:
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just be glad his job isn't checking for prostate cancer :naughty:
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So the other day I was getting a prostate exam. About halfway through I said "Hey Doc, how are you doing that with both hands on my shoulders???"
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using the whole fist now are we doc?
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Wrider wrote:So the other day I was getting a prostate exam. About halfway through I said "Hey Doc, how are you doing that with both hands on my shoulders???"
:laughing:
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NorthernPete wrote:using the whole fist now are we doc?
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I have this theory that proctologysts work nights as roto rooter men, and sometimes they switch equipment by mistake.
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