Yesterday Evil Twin and I rode down to West Mineral KS and checked out
Big Brutus.
They wanted $8.00 to get inside. 300 mile round trip and we didn't even go up to the thing. When we got back to US-400 the Evil Twin wanted to eat so we pulled into so convenience store where he bought one of those Polish sausages that's been cooking for 6 days. I packed a lunch so I had a Turkey and Munster Sandwich, three-bean salad, dill spear, applesauce, and a jello cup. Evil cussed me out pretty good,

so I gave him the applesauce. He heaved it into a nearby field.

It was dark before we got home.
People say I'm stupid and apathetic. I don't know what that means, and I don't care.

Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Never ride under the influence of drugs or alcohol.