Beards, Growing a beard, your beard, and beards plus

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#1 Unread post by **Skier** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:35 pm

Let's talk about beards.

I can't grow a decent beard: when I am unshaved, it's a scary neckbeard.

That's why I'm clean shaven except when taking a motorcycle trip.

Shaving stuff take up valuable space that could be spent carrying whiskey!

#2 Unread post by **fireguzzi** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:40 pm

I feel your pain skier. My beard grows in all white trashy like. Kinda like Joe Dirt. My goatee doesnt connect and the sides are all patchy.

Almost thirty years old and cant even grow a beard.

Johnj · #3 Unread post by **Johnj** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:06 pm

I've worn a beard for most of my adult life. I do keep it trimmed up though.

zed · #4 Unread post by **zed** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:16 pm

I like the scruffy look myself. I shave about once every 2 wks. I'm 5' 9" and about 165 lbs. and when I'm clean shaven the youngsters don't give me any respect.When I've got some growth I just stare at them and they move out of my way. I must look like a wild man!

#5 Unread post by **Big B** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:45 am

i can grow a killer popcorn stache, but that's about it. it gets real patchy everywhere else. kinda sucks, but at least i only charge my electric razor up about once a year

#6 Unread post by **Big B** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:46 am

huh, the profanity filter makes the short version of pornography into popcorn. interesting

#7 Unread post by **Wrider** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:47 am

So I last shaved on Friday night. No, not last Friday, the one before, and most people can't even tell I have any facial hair.

Seriously, I have one of those razors they send in the mail as a promotional sample. I've used all 4 of the original blades sent with it and am working on the first blade in the first refill pack I bought for it. I've had the thing for 3, almost 4 years now!

What you guys spend in a month of shaving I spend in a decade!
Wrider

Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:52 pm

i have a pretty good goatee.... although its red...Im trying to figure out why i have dirty blond hair and a red goatee..... it confuses me.... I get my barber to trim it when I get a haircut...cause thats when you notice how crooked it is...staring at your face for 20 minutes while getting th ehaircut.

the_sandman_454 · Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:28 am

Apparently I can't grow a real beard. It looks like Shaggy's from the Scooby Doo cartoons with just a little on the chin, and then more consistently under the jaw region. If I let it go it'd look goofy as heck because the sides don't really fill in at all.

I could to the moustache thing, but I'm not going to be sportin' a 'stache.

JC Viper · #10 Unread post by **JC Viper** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:25 pm

I got the same Shaggy style beard going but for some reason the hairs are starting to increase in numbers. All I want is a 5 o'clock shadow to go along with my "sweaty mess" styled hair... so action hero like. Too bad I am asian so I get the typical sharp stubby mustache thing going on and I have to shave it every 2 days.

Mustache fart!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glsQwgz1fto