Bubba, the Artist

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Bubba, the Artist

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Bubba, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for his paintings.

One day, a strikingly beautiful young woman pulled up in front of his house in a stretch limousine. She asked Bubba if he would paint her in the nude.

This was the first time anyone had made a request like this so naturally ol' Bubba was excited, especially when she indicated that money was of no concern, and was willing to pay up to $20,000 in cash!

Not wanting to get in trouble with his wife, Bubba asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his wife BettyJo.

He returned in a few minutes and said to the lady, "Okay, I'll paint ye' nekkid, but I'll have to leave muh socks on. I gotta have sumplace to wipe muh brushes..."

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Let me get this straight... it's one down and four up, right?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Another good one!
I just love reading your jokes, they make my day!! :wink:
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