LADIES - You know you are a REAL female rider if....

[HYPERR]

You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before.

I knew a girl that I gave a ride on the back against my better judgement without a helmet. She so like the way her hair came out giving her a wild sexy look she kept asking me for rides after that. I refused without a helmet and she stopped asking as she stated that helmet messed up her hair.

[MZ33]

Silver, gold, platinum are all nice, but . . . got any chrome?

[Aamalthea]

Apparently real women ride bikes in skirts.

I saw two of them yesterday. TWO. Both were on Ninja's, both had little iddy biddy skirts, and one of them was so focused on trying to keep her skirt down she was weaving.

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Bravo. You really had me LOL by the time I got the the power commander. (So true about parts vs. jewelry). I suppose keeping the part about riding your steel horse vs. *&^%$#@! &^% was kept out on purpose....it would have been overboard.

[MZ33]

Apparently real women ride bikes in skirts.

I saw two of them yesterday. TWO. Both were on Ninja's, both had little iddy biddy skirts, and one of them was so focused on trying to keep her skirt down she was weaving.

Real women? Don't count me in with those two!!

My fireplace mantel no longer has candlesticks and like adornments. It has 2 helmets, 2 sets of gloves, and, until recently, a can of Plexus, Turtle Wax Chrome Polish and some brake fluid. (Company was coming, so I hid the maintenance stuff. )

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Four words about the skirts.
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL RUN
They had to be going on the run, I tried it once and burned my leg, never again. Just call me Tomboy. ATGATT.

[Hondagirl]

You forgot one...

You have a picture of your bike on your Cell phone so you can show it off.
I Do.......I Do

And I do I do!! As my phone wall paper too. Friends expect to see your man or your kids but there it is -first thing I see every morning when I turn off the alarm - my bike.

[Shorts]

Apparently real women ride bikes in skirts.

I saw two of them yesterday. TWO. Both were on Ninja's, both had little iddy biddy skirts, and one of them was so focused on trying to keep her skirt down she was weaving.

Real women? Don't count me in with those two!!

My fireplace mantel no longer has candlesticks and like adornments. It has 2 helmets, 2 sets of gloves, and, until recently, a can of Plexus, Turtle Wax Chrome Polish and some brake fluid. (Company was coming, so I hid the maintenance stuff. )

We keep our helmets and gloves on top of the china hutch