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KingRobb wrote:
MZ33 wrote:UNfortunately, there is no cyber scratch-n-sniff! :sick:
Fixed
Don't know about you, but I don't want to smell anything like this:
and smell like ive just had sex with a herd of wild bull African elephants.
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#12 Unread post by JC Viper »

I use Axe spray (Proximity Bergemot (?) and it stays with me, even after I sweat on a ride. After using it enough times it has embedded itself into my riding gear. As long as I change my shirt and wash my pants my gear will continue to smell the way I want it to for a long time.
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#13 Unread post by suzuki500 »

LOOL
AHA! ive figured it out!!
Degree for Men Absolute Protection 8)

ive been reading around and some people say that adrenaline makes you smell lol. i guess i get all adrenaliny when im riding
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#14 Unread post by sv-wolf »

shane-o wrote:Some times after long long rides in the heat, i get off my bike and smell like ive just had sex with a herd of wild bull African elephants.
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You've had experience, yes?

...or you've just discovered this way-out new after shave?

...or (I hesitate slightly) this is something that stunting fans might pay to watch?
shane-o wrote:
Its a smell that is curious to me, cause while on one hand its totally repugnant, on the other, i just cant stop smelling myself
Blimey! shane-o, are you really that double-jointed?
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#15 Unread post by sv-wolf »

suzuki500 wrote:LOOL
AHA! ive figured it out!!
Degree for Men Absolute Protection 8)

ive been reading around and some people say that adrenaline makes you smell lol. i guess i get all adrenaliny when im riding
Hi Suz

I did some ferreting and it appears you are right. Depending on which planet you inhabit:

1. "Adrenaline modulates signaling by the olfactory epithelium. A new study suggests that this effect may result from channel phosphorylation in olfactory receptor neurons."

or

2. "Get in a good supply of peppermints (mints absorb the extra adrenalin smell from your own breath and will help to keep your dog calmer if you are nervous.)"

It seems that peppermints are what you need (presuming that you are exceptionally troubled by excitable dogs, that is.) Alternatively, you could try remaining super-cool at all times.

Just remember those old biker words of wisdom on tight cornering: Fast in, - dodo out.
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#16 Unread post by MZ33 »

Fixed
KingRobb, that was . . . foul!! Messing with my post like that! (Um, how'd you do that, btw?) :oops:

That was positively STINKY!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:Oh, I crack myself up.
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#17 Unread post by blues2cruise »

MZ33 wrote:
Fixed
KingRobb, that was . . . foul!! Messing with my post like that! (Um, how'd you do that, btw?) :oops:

That was positively DELIGHTFUL! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:Oh, I crack myself up.
You mean like that? :laughing: :laughing:

Easy....just click on quote and then you can change the type in the quote. 8)
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cheap simple solution

#18 Unread post by captinamerica »

deoderant its a little over a buck for the cheap stuff but less than 6 or 7 bucks for the good kinds do a little research and then use it after you shower each day
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#20 Unread post by MZ33 »

You mean like that?

Easy....just click on quote and then you can change the type in the quote.
Man, I am soooo computer illiterate. :oops: :oops:
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