Btw, the question isn't meant to have a sarcastic tone or any crumb like that. I really want to know. I have no experience riding them, but I love the way they look and sound, and would like to know more about why people love them.
* And incidentally, I know there are some people out there who hate 'em. Opinions are like ---holes, but I'd like this thread to focus on the positives of cruisers, please (and the fact is, bashing them - or any genre of bike, really - is old, obvious, and a bit of a cliche).