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wes · #11 Unread post by **wes** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:22 am

Buzz thought you guys could not own guns up there?

BuzZz · #12 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Thu May 14, 2009 8:41 am

The government believes I don't have any guns. But I would be careful sneaking around my house in the dark, lead has been known to spontaneously appear traveling at supersonic speed out of nowhere around here.

I read someplace not too long ago that there are twice as many guns as people in Alberta, but I can't remember if that was registered weapons, or an estimate of all guns including un-registered ones. I do know that there are alot of people around here with guns the government don't know about. Not many handguns, that's true, but there is a shitload of long guns with big holes in the barrels ready and waiting.

wes · #13 Unread post by **wes** » Thu May 14, 2009 8:56 am

It sounds like we are fixing to be in the same boat here. With that @#%$^& Head Obama in office. I heard you could only buy long guns there and If you died you could not will them to relitives?

BuzZz · #14 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:35 am

You can buy handguns here, but the rules and restrictions that go along with them are ridiculous. So it is mostly criminals who have them (illegally).

As for willing your guns to others, I am not sure. Never looked into that. And probably won't. My *non-existent* guns will be distributed before I am gone, or else will be involved in my passing, lol.

wes · #15 Unread post by **wes** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:37 am

LOL. Hey can I join the CWDM??

BuzZz · #16 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:37 am

Can you eat back bacon with poutine while drinking beer with alcohol in it? Without getting the trigger so greasy your finger slips off? In -40*?

Gezbus, we could have fun with this. Anyone got any other stuff we make Wes do?

#17 Unread post by **dr_bar** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:29 pm

BuzZz wrote:Can you eat back bacon with poutine while drinking beer with alcohol in it? Without getting the trigger so greasy your finger slips off? In -40*?

Gezbus, we could have fun with this. Anyone got any other stuff we make Wes do?

Well I guess he'll need a place to live, doesn't that mean he has to be able to build an igloo???

Thu May 14, 2009 1:57 pm

Don't you CWD members have to kiss a a soggy rat or something to be initiated? The ones with the big buck teeth and the tails that were run over by a zamboni.

BuzZz · #19 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:02 pm

Good thinking Doc. And this is the perfect time of year to test his igloo building skills, what with the way the summer snow don't pack and all.

BuzZz · #20 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:05 pm

And did we mention you have to catch and train your own dog team? Then build a sled (or steal one, but then that mystery lead starts appearing again....)