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Brackstone · #1 Post by **Brackstone** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:18 am

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/1191338296.html

:::It was pointed out to me that the ad may have been removed so I am reposting it here:::

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ZX10 and R1 owners! (Bergen county)
Reply to:sale-gyxs8-1191338296@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-05-27, 11:56AM EDT

Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 22 bike in the last three weeks alone!

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and "poo poo" and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things "procreating" suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some "poo poo" when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican "poo poo". I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.

Holla at me up if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!

Larry

* Location: Bergen county
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

slimcolo · #2 Post by **slimcolo** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:30 am

Is he offering franchises for this bussiness? I would be interested in starting one here!

BuzZz · #3 Post by **BuzZz** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:01 am

I'm pretty sure he hasn't incorporated so the field is wide open. Then you could incorporate and make him buy a franchise from you...... or you could sue him and go back and ride all the bikes he has already stole rides on..... or demand monetary reimbursement for those rides at whatever rate you feel they are worth......

There's lots of possibilities here.....

king robb · #4 Post by **king robb** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:25 am

Retardzan

Gunslinger · #5 Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:53 am

Flagged for removal...moving right along...

RhadamYgg · #6 Post by **RhadamYgg** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:47 pm

Bleh, next time copy paste? I missed the whole train.

RhadamYgg

Brackstone · #7 Post by **Brackstone** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:53 pm

RhadamYgg wrote:Bleh, next time copy paste? I missed the whole train.

RhadamYgg

done

mazer · #8 Post by **mazer** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:14 pm

Sounds great, until the guy either 1. takes off with your bike or 2, crashes your bike and is not covered by any insurance or worse 3. slamms into something else with your bike causing damage to someone else....no thanks.

RhadamYgg · #9 Post by **RhadamYgg** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:01 pm

Brackstone wrote:
RhadamYgg wrote:Bleh, next time copy paste? I missed the whole train.

RhadamYgg
done

That is really cool. Get a bond issued on you so if things get screwed up it is all paid for and that would be a cool business.

I do wonder what my bike looks like when it is being ridden around. Not sure why they deleted this - it isn't like it involves sex!

My wife says my jacket makes me look huge...

Too bad it doesn't work on all parts of me.

RhadamYgg

cdillon23 · #10 Post by **cdillon23** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:15 pm

I am guessing the legitimacy of this guy is "poo poo."